Rather than just telling her to put a sock in it, I felt that moving this particular question and answer to a separate page was more
On January 15, 1998, someone asked Mrs. Meanie "Mrs. Meanie, does Mr. Meanie stitch?"
and she answered
"Now then, if you have in mind as a purpose, to take one of those LONG HARD things with the ONE EYE that cannot see, and make a penetrating movement in and out, thru a small orifice, sometimes resulting
in a PRICK, then all I shall say is this. Well now, look closely at my face. Does it look like the face of a woman who would allow a man to handle such a potentially dangerous weapon?"